HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahahaha… See, it’s sticking its tongue out at you.
I can’t count the number of friends that have fallen victim to my soap dispenser, even the ones that know better. People who come out of the bathroom with soap on their shirts and smelling like Dr. Bronner’s. It’s not a bad soap dispenser, and I didn’t intend it to be this way. It’s just the way that Dr. Bronner’s soap is really liquidy and forms blockages easily that causes the soap to squirt in odd directions at high velocity if you aren’t really gentle.
When I realized that, I was thinking to put a little label on it that said “Be Gentle,” but I never got around to it, and it was kind of amusing to see who never really learned how to deal with it. Call it a stupid tax (no offense Bakari, Aaron), and my own harmless practical joke. Hey, it’s soap, how bad can that be?
I won’t miss it, but I will remember it.
Attachment, on a scale of 1-10 (not at all – it’s part of my being): 1
Take It or Leave It? Leave It